Ok It turns out that Vanity Seizing by clothes manufactures IS A THING! And for bullshit reasons it does NOT break any consumer laws So there is me being so proud of myself getting my waste measure down and bragging Only to find out that I have not actually achieved anything Because fucking big money is allowed to lie to us all, again! I hate this modern world SO much! Big Business are all just total arse holes . . FUCK! That means that If I ignore clothes sizes And go by the NHS tape measure guide I am actually still at a 48” waste!. No Wonder I can’t get a date! I’ll never get thin enough to be good looking! It can Not be done! SHIT! I’m stuck being fucking ugly forever! This changes everything! What the hell am I supposed to do now!?! . . "A 48-inch waist exceeds NICE health recommendations—aiming for less than half one's height"  Well as soon As my ugly arse can die from heart disease and diebetes the better  No point being this ugly and still breathing .