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“Holding out for a hero” by Bonnie Tyler Changed to “I need a Yenta”

. “Holding out for a hero” by Bonnie Tyler Changed to “I need a Yenta” By Ross E F Lombardi as a spoof. (I’d love some singer out there to do this spoof version) . [Intro] Do-do, do-do Do-do, do-do Do-do, do-do Ah, ah . [Verse 1] Where have all the good Yenta’s gone and where are all the hope? Where's the streetwise Matchmakers to fight the risin' odds? Isn't there a love queen upon a fiery steed? Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need . [Chorus] I need a Yenta I'm holding out for a Yenta to make things right She's gotta be smart and she's gotta be wise Because dating apps are Shite I need a Yenta (yenta) I'm holding out for a Yenta to make things right (yenta to make things right) She's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon And she's gotta be larger than life, larger than life . [Post-Chorus] Do-do, do-do Do-do, do-do Do-do, do-do Ah, ah . [Verse 2] Somewhere after midnight in my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach...

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