. Panda: "Mom? Dad? Am I adopted?" . Human Mum: "Of course not..." . Human  Dad: "Why do you ask, son...?" . Panda: "Just thinking," "Something I saw online.." . Human Mom: "Don't worry about it, son." . Panda: "Mom? Dad..." "Am I a Panda?" . Human Mom: "Well, yes, son, you are," . Human Dad: "But that doesn't mean that you are adopted" . Panda: "But you are both human!" "And I'm a panda...?!" . Human Dad: "Silly boy..." . Human Mom: "That doesn't mean we adopted you..." . Panda: "It doesn't!" . Human Mom: "No...' "It just means we killed both your parents and stole you ..." .

. Am I a bad person for wanting to have sex? . My ex-wife gets to grab herself a warm body to screw only 6 months after the divorce. But 4 years later, despite a very expensive dating site and an even more expensive singles holiday, I still can't get a successful date. . Like the youngest of a pair of siblings who sees his older sister get an ice cream - when he does not  - that pisses me off. . Why does she get to have someone to screw and I don't? As I was the person who was dumped by her, it seems extra unfair. I'm not saying it's a competition, - but if it was, - then she has easily won. I do get it, Obviously she is pretty and attractive While logically I must be really, Really, REALLY  dam ugly . To add extra irony sauce, it was always me that had the much higher sex drive out of the two of us. . Now don't get me wrong, true emotional romantic intimacy in love, even sexless romantic intimacy, is worth far more than grunting like two sweaty pigs in a field. ...

. The real question is,  "Why is it Grape"? Not Rape? . Why is it SA Not Sexual Assault? . Why can't we say Suicide? . Why the watermelon emoji? . Why do passionate campaigners, artists and writers have to find 'workaround' solutions to discuss serious social issues? . Why are the algorithms rigged to keep victims silent and let perpetrators be heard more? . Why, with so much power Over so much Why is the whole of social media constantly defending and shielding evil and forcing anti-rape voices to use the word 'grape'?!! . In a world where Epstein Island was an actual thing? We all, instinctively, deep down, already kinda know why! . Now watch my numbers plummet as yet another shadowban hits all of my feeds - - for daring to post this comment. .