Art film idea: Draw a load of little Saint George flags On squares of toilet paper Then film me wiping my arse with them Then post it everywhere: . If I get depressed enough, I may do this... And as Christmas time is hellishly depressing – it very well might get created. After all, <shrug> what possible reason do I have to survive? Why grow old and die slowly and painfully – when you can go quick and destroy some lives in the process instead? . . My posts would be less extreme and weird if I went out dancing more to vent the negative and gain strength from seeing strangers enjoying themselves. . And I would go out dancing more if I felt safer. . And less weird posts mean less offensive stuff that makes people mad. . So. The line of logical causality starts with me feeling safer to go out more, so I go out even more, then even more, until I hardly bother with social media at all. . But feeling trapped at home with nothing but social media to connect me to the world. Leads t...