. … How many alpha males does it take to change a light bulb? . Does not matter. Because while those arseholes are still arguing about who should do it, like bratty children - A more sensible Beta male would have both changed that lightbulb, and checked the smoke detector while he was up there. . . Why did the alpha male cross the road? . Because his silly deluded mind told him the side he was on was somehow 'gay' , (Alpha males are all an extra silly level of homophobic, apprarently - the poor things..) . . Why do alpha males use extra thick condoms? . - Because they are shit scared they might accidentally 'feel' something. . . An alpha male walks into a bar… . ... Then needs 16 stitches. - It was a crow bar. . . Why did the Alpha Male need another 24 medical stitches on his head ? . Because the toxic twat was a slow learner and needed a bit more teaching ... ...with Ms Crowbar as a Teaching assistant. . . An alpha male, an Irishman and a Scotsman were stuck in an ...