! One of my TOP annoying things!? . Attractive people, of any gender, who lecture on shallowness! "Oh no!” “People only like me because of my looks" "They are so shallow"... Hold my salt tear filled beer! FFS! . I can ignore most normal bullshit outside intimidation. BUT I DO often run home from a night out, early, from looking in the wrong mirror! . If I ever managed to get to an ideal weight, Wore a ten-thousand-dollar suit And spent 3 hours to make myself look my absolute best? You’d still throw yourself out of a ten-story window, if you had to look that bad for over three days! . Even with Nanotech and a mass spectrometer, you can’t make a violin small enough for your dire trite crap! . If I had a gene with three wishes, It would still take the power of all three combined to look a quarter as good as you lot do… … on your scruffiest, grungiest day, sleep deprived, covered in vomit and a pants full of shit from a fourth day of food poisoning! . Look, I’m ...