. GEEK ATTACK!  . "IF" there is such a thing as a Harry Potter MOD for GTA 5. . . I heard there is a Harry Potter mod for GTA 5 now!  .  "IF" true, Then this is how I imagined a Harry Potter's "Dobby " in a "GTA 5" style game world!  .  ! . PS . And here is a variant if "EA" got involved! . . SPOOF BONUS! . CONGRATULATIONS! . Your (Sightly more realistic version,)  letter from Hogwarts has finally arrived!  . .

! . #OutThem . https://www.facebook.com/KristinaKuzmic/videos/393288498092717/?t=305 . . !

. . ! . PS . This is obviously only a joke, . It is not an actual real opinion! . If you need the joke explaining, I will have to send 'the boys' round to confiscate your world Geek Membership Card! . !

! . Dear all fellow Geeks! A question about physical attraction.   . Is it screwed up of me that I really want to have sex with Black Widow of the MCU but I do not really happen to fancy Scarlett Johansson herself out of that one role? . This question has nothing to do with  Scarlett Johansson but with attraction. . I find this also happens for me with most other films and tv programmes as well.  . I find quite often it is a character I am attracted to rather than the actress allot of the time! . Is that weird? . Does anyone else find this? . I would love to collect your comments below to potentially create an article about this.  . ! . ! . SOME NOTES SO FAR . I have noticed the fictional characters I am attracted you share a few of the same traits.  . 1)  Many are people who used to be evil no looking for some sort of redemption, Xena, Black Widow, Faith from Buffy The Vampire Slayer after she turned good ag...

! . When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap! . If things have gotten this bad. . When things have gotten to this point! . Then the “Far Right” has already won. . I am within 3 inches of commenting suicide. . Because I would rather be dead than live in their world. . I wonder which is the greater sin in Gods eyes, Suicide or walking into a Far Right stronghold such as the EDL (in the UK) and just randomly stabbing these Nazi people? . . https://www.facebook.com/NowThisOpinions/videos/1240590596080443/?t=1 . !

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! . Oh,  I remember those lovely days,  when I was still vaguely thin. . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKsU4LewzSw . !

. May V's Blair! My Comment ..

. GEEK ATTACK! My Hardest Beaten Boss! ! . Using the PC online, . I have thoroughly beaten, .  'The Pink Bishop' . In the game of . " I managed to get the house alone to myself for 30 mins "  . < Using my 'Joystick' interface! > . The boss just flopped down after spilling a load of stuff from its insides! . Although I did win initially, I did 'wipe' afterwards, . <Using Man-sized tissues, > . !

I hate sitting on my Aunt Dick's lap! Because He always seems to have a lump in his skirt that makes it uncomfortable to sit on! And He won't stop wiggling!  And Because I am now 46 years old!

. I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON! . If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on! . . . It took over 5 hours to collate this data and work out these figures! . . . ! . But you can not compare white people with Muslims! . They are two different categories! . But this fact is what makes the extrapolated math possible. . I felt safe in making and combining the 2 following assumptions. , 1) . That a maximum of 2% of the Muslim population in the UK was White. . And . 2) . That a maximum of 2% of White people in the UK was Muslim . These are the only assumption in the math that was done, all the rest was achieved using solid figures! . If the target chosen by the racist had been a faith that had been largely white then the mathematical extrapolation could not have been safely done and their lies revealed. . I love the irony that this is one time a ty...

! . What would Jesus Christ do? . (If he were a Republican!) . t=116 https://www.facebook.com/NowThisPolitics/videos/1007709012755607/?t=116 . !

! . Muslims are NOT! . I REPEAT NOT Having a war on Christmas! . CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO! . https://www.facebook.com/NowThisPolitics/videos/2426255457405930/ . . ! . On a very similar note, . Muslims are also NOT! . I REPEAT NOT Having a war on Poppies either! . As demonstrated by the below very clever memes. . NOTE: THIS MEME IS NOT MY CREATIONS, IT IS LIFTED FROM NET! . . . . . FOR EVEN MORE INFO!  CLICK HERE! . ! . . A Great quote of the stupid. . "Facts? Don't bother telling me Facts! Facts mean nothing! You can prove anything with Facts!" . <Facepalm!> . ! ! . For admin use, . ! . Muslims are NOT! . I REPEAT NOT, Having a war on Christmas! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/2018/11/muslims-are-not-i-repeat-not-having-war.html . !

! . Notes On EUnicron Breeding! . ! . !

! . . Matthew Hedges: UAE considering clemency for British academic jailed for life on spying charges. . My Rant Comment! . I am totally confident, he was in no way used as a political bargaining chip in any secret trade or diplomatic negotiations, at all, even a bit, (Honest!). . Such an insinuation would be deeply offensive to both the UAE and the entire UK. . "Cross my heart and hope to die!" . PS, . I also have a deeply held beliefs in Big Foot, UFO's, The Loch Ness Monster, that Elvis is secretly still alive, Tooth Fairy, Astrology and that the anti- vaxers and anti-GMO arguments have some valid fair points to make! . !

. The Ross Lombardi Grand Immature Fun Family Destroying Seasonal Meltdown Toddler Style Tantrum! 2018 (Enjoy) . .

! . RE : The Infinity UFO Glitch Mod! . When is Rockstar going to pull their head out their arses and make the game SECURE! . NO other MMORPG has these sort endemic problems! . NOT WOW!  . NOT ESO!  . NOT FALLOUT 76! . There is NO excuse! . ! SEE ALSO! . GEEK ATTACK! Rockstar GTA Online Ramble Rant! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/dear-rockstar.html .

! . MIND BLOWN! . The most brilliant speech I have ever heard from a living person, and easily the top ten of all speeches ever! . https://www.facebook.com/NowThisPolitics/videos/1962843860510938/?t=236 . !

! . Dear Amazon Prime Video and Amazon Music! . Here is an Idea . Get married! . Please make Amazon Music available THOUGH the Amazon Prime Video TV APP! . Then I would get more value out of taking an up an Amazon Music Unlimited Subscription! . This would also help increase your brand's image as an “all in one” media service. . Thank you! . ! . ! . !