. Me: "I'm hell'ha old" . Them: "Really?" "How old are yeh?" . Me: "I am SO old..." "I remember back when England was a flawed democracy.. "With Freedom of speech! " "Instead of just a puppet state; fake pseudo-democracy" "...for foreign-owned military manufacturers..." .   Them: "DAM!" "...That IS Old!" "You old fart dinosaur!" . .

. Title: Fictitious high-fantasy garden centre advert. . Size A4 Oil pastels on paper. . Advert from an evil fey flower stall in a totally fictional D&D-style fantasy universe. . "Free magical midnight moon rose offer!" . This magical flower produces mystical blood in Crescent moon light. This blood produces loads of gold for the right evil wizards. But only the ones without souls... . - Just a picture of a white flower blooming at night. - Nothing, at all, illegal to see here! ! !