Art film idea: Draw a load of little Saint George flags On squares of toilet paper Then film me wiping my arse with them.

Art film idea:

Draw a load of little Saint George flags
On squares of toilet paper
Then film me wiping my arse with them
Then post it everywhere:
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If I get depressed enough, I may do this...

And as Christmas time is hellishly depressing – it very well might get created.
After all, <shrug> what possible reason do I have to survive?

Why grow old and die slowly and painfully – when you can go quick and destroy some lives in the process instead?

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My posts would be less extreme and weird if I went out dancing more to vent the negative and gain strength from seeing strangers enjoying themselves.

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And I would go out dancing more if I felt safer.

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And less weird posts mean less offensive stuff that makes people mad.

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So. The line of logical causality starts with me feeling safer to go out more, so I go out even more, then even more, until I hardly bother with social media at all.

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But feeling trapped at home with nothing but social media to connect me to the world.

Leads to me feeling trapped at home more often, posting more and more deranged shit as I slowly go down the plughole.

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So if you don't want me to make you upset and mad ...

... Then leave me alone and let me dance in my little corner of the pub or club.

Then we will all, you lot included, feel ok and better.

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