THEM: "I’m an 20 year old trapped in a 50 odd year old body!" "How did that happen!" . MY ADVICE: "-

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THEM:
"I’m an 20 year old trapped in a 50 odd year old body!"
"How did that happen!"
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MY ADVICE:
"-
I got you!
I have this problem all the time.
A )
Do not be embarrassed to call an ambulance.
B )
Tell the poor 50-year-old lass not to panic and for her try to relax.
C )
Keep adding more lube and try a shoehorn, But be gentle.
D )
Once solved
Maybe do the socially responsible thing to stop this happening again!
Consider a surgical solution.
Get penis size reduction surgery!!
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Dear whole of the entire too easily offended internet:

THIS IS JUST A STUPID VERY SILLY JOKE!

Take it as such and move on with your life!!

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