. My home-baked wholemeal soda bread is just like me: . - We are both Nicer than we initially look! - We both have better Taste than you imagined! - We are both of better quality than you, at first, realised. . - And ...When you need to feel a little comforted... - We Both feel great inside of you . . And yes... I DID actually bake this... I am a straight man.... This IS a real photo from my kitchen... And I AM single! . . - - (Disclaimer: While all the above is true, I am also over 50, ugly, podgy, stuck in an E6/2 socioeconomic bracket, and riddled with various mental health issues. And far more emotionally needy than the most whiny bitch arse puppy you ever met.) .