. Note to self: . Do NOT cheer yourself up with a fry-up! . Do NOT cheer yourself up with an unhealthy fry-up! . Do NOT cheer yourself up with an empty-calorie-laden fry-up! . Do NOT cheer yourself up with a fatty, greasy fry-up! . Do NOT cheer yourself up with a dripping in pork fat, warm egg yoke, salty, tasty butter full fry-up! . Do NOT cheer yourself up with a huge plate of toxic, poisonous, bacon, sausages, eggs, and black pudding (It's not a real fry up without some black pudding), delicious, heavenly, mouthwatering Fry up! . Do NOT cheer yourself up by getting ANY of the biggest fry-ups on ANY menu with a load of lovely extras! . No! Do NOT do it... NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! . Do Not attempt to fill the bottomless, empty loneliness of your weeping heart with a fry-up! . dam... shit.... fuck... . I guess I am getting a fry up then... . Who the fuck am I losing weight for? It is not as if I need to look good when I am so fundamentally undatable anyway... .