Roasted Pig à l'orange

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Roasted Pig à l'orange
By
Ross E F Lombardi.
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I’m not saying that trump supporters are necessarily stupid
They kind of prove it themselves. – In pretty much every single dumb arse thing they do say and fart out of their mouths.
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How many trump supporters does it take to screw a lightbulb?? -
- Answer: That's not the relevant question.
The relevant question should be instead
- Why are those sicko fucks doing 'That' to lightbulb??
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Some of them are so stupid that they think trump has been sent by their god…
Now, I'm not saying that trump is not sent by god,
Because he probably was....
I'm just saying that the god who sent him is Azathoth instead of Yhwh, that's all....!
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Anyway back to trump supporters and similar types.
I do get death threats from those sorts of “people”
But, Am I worried perhaps that the scary “Red N Gold” lot will get me?
Nah!
I have a perfect disguise!
I am an artist and have taken a very large fold of beige cardboard, the same hight as me,
That I just must step into. I just have to stay in that mock folder and stay still,
The giant folder has the word “File” on it!
Because Trump supporters tend to avoid anything with long words in it.
Or medium length words in it,
Or short words.
Or words.
Unless there are also perhaps some pop-up pictures in it.
So you dam well know for sure that they can wave a bible around, but that they also, sure as all roasting red hell, have never read any of it!
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So I just hide in the giant cartoon file that would not even fool “Wild E Coyote” of roadrunner fame.
All I have to do, sometimes, to stay ahead of their search curve, is periodically alter the large fake label on front saying “File” slightly,
To a few choice variants,
Such as…
“Education File”
Or
“Self-Learning file”
Or
“Teach Yourself Real Facts File”
Or if I want to go super-stealth,
“Epstein File”
And they will never look for me there!
– Or even be able to see the huge man-sized fold of cardboard at all!
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Trump seems to think he is some kind of Imperial Caesar,
Because he seems to avoid acting in any presidential fashion of a democratic country, if he can at all help it!
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If Caesar Trump starts getting any more like Nero,
He will have to be given a fiddle and a toga!
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Trump like the unnatural hate child of Nero and Caligula, if they both made each other pregnant then put both spawns in teleportation pads and then combined them 'the-fly' style.
Into some gross orange hell lard beast.
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Silly me,
Of course trump does not do any Nero style 'fiddling' with musical inanimate objects.
He only does That with underage girls who can feed his hungry need for emotional child pain.
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Ooooh!
Ouch!
I have just been told that one of my jokes went too far…
I just had a flood of complaints
And unlike some, When I get a flood of anything, I feel that I should deal with it.
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So Sorry,
Sorry about that…
I have NO excuse…
I would like to unrevivably apologise to all Bright Orange Hell Lard Beasts who have officially sent their justifiable complaints from the 42nd level of hades.
I did not mean to directly compare you the object sheer evil that is tump,
I fully understand that most Bright Orange Hell Lard Beasts are only doing their jobs and that vast majority of Bright Orange Hell Lard Beasts are rightly grossly insulted being compared to a mortal creature who is somehow, far more slimly yet sticky than they are.
I fully understand that most Bright Orange Hell Lard Beasts only serving their assigned function.
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I have since sent a dozen roses, a box of chocolates to the interdimensional league of Bright Orange Hell Lard Beasts, as recompense with a bottle of white wine in a silver bucket of crushed ICE-agents.
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