This picture is getting suspiciously hard to find on the internet nowadays! Do not let them purge this image from our history. I suggest everyone right clicks image to expand it, Then left click and choose to save image as, For saving as, name randomly by pressing a load of keyboard keys without looking. Tell all your friends to do the same!

My Personal job application story. Just saw a job ad for a communications officer. It is a dream job for me. Of course, I have not got a chance in hell BUT thought, Id give it a shot as a sort of personal exercise. SO I went along and filled what I could in, Had nothing relevant to add to previous employment, experience and could not produce any meaningful references. So already, I have failed even the first screening process, But at the end, they asked for a personal statement and I was rather pleased with what I put, which I will share with you now. ******** Hello! My personal creative work speaks for itself far louder than I can summarise here, Blog address is here, https://lombot.blogspot.com/ However I am not, merely,  ‘just creative,’ I have an innate intuition for translating “Media Packs” and other relevant statistical information into a targeted message product. Of course, this entails filtering and spotting relevant informat...

From Epic Stream. http://epicstream.com/news/Samuel-L-Jackson-Cant-Believe-Nick-Fury-Wasnt-In-Black-Panther?utm_content=buffer73c6d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=epicbuffer Samuel L. Jackson Can’t Believe Nick Fury Wasn’t In Black Panther My response, Well, I can think of THREE good reasons why Nick Fury was not seen in Black Panther, For starters there is the age difference, I am no prude but the difference in ages seems a bit creepy even for my liberal sensibilities. (though Black Panther might have ”Daddy Issues,” Second, there has been no established or even hinted at suggestions that either Balck Panther OR Nick Fury are Gay or even Bi-sexual. Third, I am not sure the Marvel Universe is ready for that level of R rated film. I do not think two men can even kiss on a Marvel film let along have a full sex scene that even implies penetrative sex. Two men showing consensual physical attraction is apparently of...

Unable to Log on to Blizzard App? HOW TO FIX! 1) Close the app! 2) Go to Blizzard WOW site! 3) Log in, 4) Accept new terms and conditions for new privacy laws, 5) Wait a short while, 6) Reopen Blizzard app!

Just shoving out a NET Friendly version of My CV out there in case anyone wants to hire Me. Freelance Creative Services Offered! NOTE: I will consider doing creative work for free for registered charities!  Feel free to ask! 

NOW IT IS ILLEGAL  TO HAVE A FAMILY BARBECUE  IN MY OWN COUNTRY!  It is going to be Very Nice Weather. It is also going to be a National Holiday. AND. The Family are visiting! I thought what a Lovely Chance to have a Family Barbecue! BUT I am told that I'm not allowed to have a Family Barbecue! My Wife is convinced that having a Family Barbecue is Illegal  in This Country Now  for some stupid reason! “No!”  She whines! “You Can NOT have a Family Barbecue! It is Ilegal Here!” S he moans! So now despite the Nice Weather , Holiday and Visiting Family, we are stuck with just a Boring Regular Barbecue. One with boring Normal Burgers, and Sausages and stuff made from dull things like beef, pork, chicken etc, etc, Stupid “Human Consumption” Laws! I am feeling very disappointed! I was really looking forward to a Family Barbecue! I can not help but feel that like My sucks righ...

THE POLITICAL TIMING OF THE ROYAL WEDDING? I know it seems a little paranoid. I am Not saying they are Not really in love (I am sure they are). I am questioning the timing of the event NOT their relationship! Past political historical records (UK and Abroad) have shown governments choosing the timing and coordinating an event like this for tactical ends. It is not an evil manipulation, rather than just simple political common sense. I would do the exactly the same if I was in power!

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it!  The newest content is below the intro piece, Scroll past previous content a short way to get to it!  (NOTE:  NOT MY MEME!  PURLEY POSTED  TO SHOW WHAT I AM REPLYING TOO!)  I reckon Thanos WILL have made a load to new for the resources for the universe! BUT Let us assume the MCU abides by the rule that "energy cannot be created," But if energy cannot be created he would have to take the raw energy needed to create those resources from somewhere. Find something he deems expendable to reduce disassemble and to mere energy to redistribute to resource creation! I wonder where he could have gotten the extra energy to make those resources. Does anyone happen to have any bright ideas? PPS WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The S...

Northern Powerhouse? ! A possible definition of the term “Powerhouse”?? By “powerhouse” they actually mean we are an untapped resource of a population so desperate for employment that they will accept almost any work conditions and lower wages! It is the economic equivalent of describing a single person to a friend, as having a “Bubbling Personality”!

Rosemary Carroll’s IS NOT ALONE! TORY Anthony Mullen Also has indulged in suspect behaviour! Tory Anthony Mullen (also reinstated by his party,) was quoted as describing a political opponent Diane Abbot as a “filthy, bulbous pig”. Why is 'It' daring to call Diane Abbott a "Pig"? Has David Cameron expressed any romantic interest in her? Sorry, Mr Cameron, You are NEVER going to live that one down! NOTE The Pig-gate scandal was about a DEAD PIG NOT a live one! BUT Some would argue that Necrophilia is worse than Beastiality! HUFFPOST Source Story: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tories-reinstate-councillor-who-called-diane-abbott-a-pig-straight-after-election_uk_5aec8b6ee4b0c4f193223f45 A REMINDER OF ROSEMARY CARROLL'S GUILT, CLICK HERE! 

HOW TO VASTLY IMPROVE THE CONTROVERSIAL JOKE OF A TORY COUNSELLOR OF PENDLE! Rosemary Carroll’s IS NOT ALONE! TORY Anthony Mullen Also has indulged in suspect behaviour! CLICK HERE

Hello, I just signed the petition, “Parliament: Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS.” I think this is important. Will you sign it too? Here’s the link: https://www.change.org/p/parliament-make-cannabis-oil-thc-cbd-legal-and-available-on-the-nhs?utm_medium=email&utm_source=petition_signer_receipt&utm_campaign=triggered&share_context=signature_receipt&recruiter=728310557 CLICK HERE 2 reasons, 1) Common sense from a medical standpoint. 2) To help undermine organised crime, Thanks, Ross PS Relevant Link to Spoof Meme Bellow,  CLICK HERE FOR RELEVANT SPOOF MEME!  Illegal Cannabis WILL cause YOU Mental Health problems and Harm YOU! HOWEVER! I STILL Think Cannabis SHOULD be Legalised! CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHY!

It is only the 4th and I am Soo sick of May!! (And I'm feeling a little weary about the Month Of May as well!)

Introducing Dr Jonathan Swift (DM) Because there seems to be a slight confusion between my Satirical Spoof Pieces and my Straight Serious Pieces I will now be Using the pseudonym Dr Jonathan Swinft (DM) for all future satire! Note the (DM) is on purpose (because using MD is illegal in some places,) And if asked I will tell people that is stands for Dungen Master because he runs his local D&D group. Bit by bit I will also be going through past material to insert the pseudonym as the apparent author.  

Latest Science News: Physics! Date: 27 or April 2018 By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)  The Universe is made of Quarks and Leptons! Apparently, a scientist in the Republic of Ireland are now trying to re-create optimal laboratory conditions in order to capture a "Lepton ” Successfully capturing a “Lepton” would lead to a significant increase in project funding! Because theoretically if you can manage to capture a “Letpon” ...... You can force the wee green bastard to tell you where his Pot of Gold is! If successful there will follow a future project to capture a “Quark”. Of course, this My lead to our first attempts at time travel, (To travel forward in time try and get to the Federation Outpost Deep Space 9.) (Because we hear rumour there is a  “Quark” there that can be physically captured!) Follow Up Related News: Biology. In the North East of the United Kingdom, An amateur scientist and father...