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THE POSSIBLE DEATH OF MY OWN BLOG! ME Getting VOCAL!

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THE POSSIBLE DEATH OF MY OWN BLOG!
ME Getting VOCAL!
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Because...
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A)
Being a Social Justice Warrior pays fuck all
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B)
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I find myself looking at the world and thinking,
"This shit"
"This shitty species"
"My own species"
"This world"
"Is not worth saving!"
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AND
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C)
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I like eating!
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I am slowly phasing out this blog page.
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But I will still keep writing!
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I am taking my 34 most commercial articles
(as opposed to best articles)
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Out of the 450+ articles on this blog.
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Signing onto the site called
VOCAL
https://vocal.media/
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And putting those 34 articles on there!
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(Bit by bit, I am going to refresh and re-edit each piece and add extra updated bits, this will take quite a long while.)
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VOCAL? - You might have heard of them.
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I am going try the Vocal+ $10 a month service on a month's free trial.
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Why 34?
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Because I am not swayed by VERY unlikely promises of the vast wealth of $500 a month.
...Any more than I believe in unicorns!
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But if each article gets 1 cent a day.
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34 articles will get 34 cents a day.
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Then over 30 days I would be able to cover that 10$ expense without being out of pocket.
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You may ask,
Why do this?
If you are not expecting to make any money from it?
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My Answer...
I am playing the LONG GAME!
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I am hoping the exposure will get someone somewhere to hire me as a Magazine, or Feature writer.
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I am using VOCAL as a living CV!
(Much like my own blog at
https://www.lombot.co.uk/
already is.)
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Do not get me wrong,
If the Advertising Revenue or PayPal Tips start pouring into the RAT LOMBOT RANT PAGE Blog site,
Then I will keep running it!
But despite getting over 6k (Sometimes as high as 8K) of hits every month.) that blog makes NO MONEY!
Never has done!
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To advertise on RAT LOMBOT RANTS
See here!
https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/adveritsing-here.html
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Once I have those base 34 articles transferred over,
I will be concentrating all my writing on Vocal and my books for Starry!
I will look at the Base 34 stats on VOCAL and write future articles for VOCAL based on the best 10 hitters and the 5 highest likes!
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An example of one of my VOCAL stories here...
https://vocal.media/petlife/the-ninja-puppy-diaries
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My Starry Author Page
https://ringdomstory.com/user?authorId=i0PzorcSDyrNBZAEkXcf4w%3D%3D
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Books Starry do not want I will publish on Smashwords.
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My Smashwords page
https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/Lombot

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TO BE CLEAR!
I am not after ANY fame OR fortune!
I am NOT wanting to be a celebrity!
I am NOT wanting to be rich
(Why do I need to be rich? I do not want to go to fancy restaurants or tropical holidays!
I never want to leave my keyboard!)
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All I want to do is make enough regular money to come off benefits and work at my keyboard full time for the equivalent of a minimum wage.
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I am not scared of hard work or low pay.
BUT I REALLY WANT TO AVOID, AT ALL COST. MIXING WITH OTHER PEOPLE!
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YUCK!
PEOPLE!
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Me and “people” do not mix well!
We do not like each other
Like Water and oil, we are not suitably compatible.

AT ALL!

EVEN A BIT!

So obviously I cannot hold down a “regular job”!

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All I want to do is Write and do Art!

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This is the plan so far,
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Feel free to wish me luck!
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PS
My standing offer to do free writing and Art for registered charities STILL STANDS!
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WHY NOT CHARGE CHARITIES?
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I am not totally pure and innocent,
I understand certain people will charge a charity for stuff.
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Persons who may say,

"I get paid an amount that is commencement with my experience"
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I am fully aware that not 100% of every pound gets to every front line of every charity in the vast majority of cases!
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But I am only responsible for My choices and actions, not other peoples!
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So I will NEVER be charging charities for ADD space, Writing or Art!
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The fact that people do, makes me feel sick!
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EXAMPLE
Even if I only charged 5$ to a homeless charity for a load of work.
That a 5$ of canned food someone does not get to eat!
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AND I REALLY HATE THOSE FUCKING PROFESSIONAL FUNDRAISERS!
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Unless my mental health improved to such an extent that it decreased my current self-perceived level of morality!
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'IF' that happened, here is a note to that potential future self!
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"Dear Future Ross, You have become a fucking total tool!"
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Having said that,
No valid charity registration number!
THEN
No free work!
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The Fact I point bank refuse to accept the world the way it is instead of the way it should be,
Is one of the reasons I cannot hold down a so-called “Regular Job”
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If anyone wants to offer me any Writing or Art jobs then contact
RATLOMBOT@GMail.Com
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UPDATE!
24th Nov 2020 15:40 hours GMT
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If you happen to want to know WHY I pushed myself so hard...? 
35 is an awful lot of refreshing, editing and polishing, 
Why is 35 a "Magic Number"? 
If you are just burning with mild intrigued curiosity? 
Then you can read why here! 


:)
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So 35 stories projected to earn 34 cents a day between them (1 c each plus a small error margin)
= Should make 20$ every 59 days (ish)
Which should cover the Vocal+ 10 $ per month charge!
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So, If is have earned less than 303 cents by 4 of December then I know that Vocal+ might not be worth paying for!
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(Sorry, I like dull maths...)
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The mid target is 336 c by the 3rd of Dec
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The MAX amount limit of success by my calculations would be 369 c by the 2nd of Dec
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If get more than that,
I will have to get a large silver-lined butterfly net and start believing and hunting unicorns!
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