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My sarcastic dark satire of how I feel rankings of various human groups are seen by everyone else.... 2026
Based solely on my own warped and bitter perspective after paying £30 to get into Blackpool Pleasure Beach... By my self... alone...
With zero evidence to back this crap up.
And written on the note pad of my phone, hence all the text mistakes.
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Couples with kids.
Kings and queens of the world.
Pretty much, what we are all told, what we want to be.
(Despite whether that is actually true or not)
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2
Couples with no kids.
Whether it is the young couple destined to change their mind.
Or the old couple proving to the world that 'you can love again'
These are the dukes and duchess's of the human race ...
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3
Single women who are happy being single...
Knights of the court...
'You Go Girl'
You don't need no one!
(Until you do ...)
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4
Single women who are romanticly lonely and looking.
The footsoldiers of the economy.
Without your combined mass insecurity... ...nowhere near enough uselessness crap would ever be sold!
Your fear keeps our corporate masters well fed!
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5
Men who are single and romanticly lonely.
Not as valuable as rank 4 people.
But still vital!
Without you the rank 4 lot would be far less useful to the engines of capitalism.
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Thruples, groups, all other no conversational mixes.
Your not really valued... ...YET!
... But don't go anywhere.
Once we work out how to use your group...
...we will get right back to you..
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7
Random piles of dog shit.
Serial killers.
Human Garbage
And Other rubbish.
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Men who are single and happy about it.
Obviously you are no longer "Real Men"....
"Real men" buy more of our worlds products and services.
"Real Men" chase sex and status!
Seriously?
What's the point of you... ...if we can't sell you anything.
Fuck off and die! You useless prick!
Make room for some Real Consumers!
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