LOOKS! - One of my TOP annoying things!? . Attractive people, of any gender, who lecture on shallowness!

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One of my TOP annoying things!?
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Attractive people, of any gender, who lecture on shallowness!
"Oh no!”
“People only like me because of my looks"
"They are so shallow"...
Hold my salt tear filled beer!
FFS!
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I can ignore most normal bullshit outside intimidation.
BUT I DO often run home from a night out, early, from looking in the wrong mirror!
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If I ever managed to get to an ideal weight,
Wore a ten-thousand-dollar suit
And spent 3 hours to make myself look my absolute best?
You’d still throw yourself out of a ten-story window,
if you had to look that bad for over three days!
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Even with Nanotech and a mass spectrometer,
you can’t make a violin small enough for your dire trite crap!
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If I had a gene with three wishes,
It would still take the power of all three combined
to look a quarter as good as you lot do…
… on your scruffiest, grungiest day, sleep deprived,
covered in vomit and a pants full of shit from a fourth day of food poisoning!
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Look, I’m sorry for the initial sarcastic anger,
I am…
BUT
You cannot possibly understand this type of pain
And that’s not your fault, you’re not to blame for that!
I DO know you mean well And that you Are trying to be a good person,
But Still, You simply can’t
And honestly
I hope that you never have to go through that
I hope you never get to truly understand “Ugly Life”.
Because I wouldn’t wish that soul destroying shit on anyone!
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