Inappropriate sexting of women IS wrong... But...
...But I reckon I can do it better...
I'm so sick of the basic inappropriate sexting crap men sending women.
How immature and gross they are.
Even though I strongly disagree with the premise moraly.
As a writer I feel so much more could be done.
Id never send such a thing to some strange woman as a message
BUT
I might as an exercise,
See if I can write a genuinely good one. ..
...and then post it publicly.
Just as a example of what a difference a bit of creativie skill can make.
Pretty much just to make all those other such "men" feel as stupid as they look.
Attempt 1
"I could reflect your sexuality in the silvered pool of my masculinity so intensely,
That it will leave you feeling more in tune with the core of your own body than you ever thought possible."
Ok
A bit too 'mills n boon' but it's a start.
Attempt 2
"We could have a conversation without words.
Using shared sighs that only our bodies could translate.
In just day and a night that only our spirits can fully comprehend."
Better, warmer, we are getting there...
Attempt 3
"Too many things are falling apart in this terrible world,
For two people like us to deny ourselves the physical comfort and solice our bodies can give eachother.
Let us both be kind to ourselves.
Give ourselves, eachother in these lost moments so we can both feel human again,
Even it's just for one unforgettable night"
That one's a bit too 'city burning in the background,' a bit too early 19th century epic russian novel.
OK so how about
Attempt 4
"I don't normaly do this kind of thing.
But you are so beutiful physicaly and you say such cool things.
So pretty and seem so fun to hang with.
That I feel compelled to ask.
Do you want to spend a night together?
Maybe grab a quick breakfast afterwards at a favorite local dinner together before kissing goodbye?
Just ask'n,"
I like the fun tone in this one,
But perhaps it is a a bit too casual?
Your wanting a muteral orgasim not a stick of gum!
Attempt 5
"We are both adults here, living in a modern world.
If you think i am attractive enough,
Would you like get together for a night of safe sex and just entertain eachother for a bit.
No problem it you don't feel like it or if 'one night stands' are not you thing.
I just though I'd politely ask, on the off chance you might like the idea.
If the answer is 'yes', I'll bring plenty of condoms with me.
If the answer is 'no', then have a nice life,
If the answer is 'maybe' then let's chat for a bit."
I like that one,
Simple, honest, polite, consenting adult to consenting adult.
Without some childish "school of charm" mentality.
Those just are 5 ISH starting points.
But even though they are still overly 'male ego led' in style.k
Personally instead of typing any such rubbish,
Or any "dick pics",
I recommend learning to be a really good cook and sending photos of the delicious food you can make...
"See this homemade pancake breakfast?"
"You could wake up to This, fantastic meal, in my bed tomorrow"
Of Course ALL of This is just said in Satire!
Because none of it is appropriate for a man to solicit a total stranger woman with.
If you want a world were it IS ok to ask random women to fuck "With" you.
(Because sex is something you do "WITH" someone, - Not "TO" someone.)
Then FIRST you have to create some sort of theoretical idealistic world where No women felt at Any personal risk when she was ever politely asked.
You create such a perfect world FIRST!
- THEN see the wonderful magical difference such a world could make for us all!
But in the meantine...
At least it these alternitive attempt types, raises the Very low, low, super low, douch bag "man" bar a very tiny bit.
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