get a “hug n’ a bowl”

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I can make some truly amazing dishes
I can make stuff that could make some restaurants weep.
From the most basic of ingredients.
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BUT
Despite my ability to easily do THAT
Sometimes
All I want
It a large bowl of cheap white spaghetti
Covered on loads of melted salted butter.
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No skill
No knowledge needed
(but Never the ‘easy cook’ crap – there are still some standards)
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If there is one thing I learned from having a sexless marriage...

(But you love her too much to ever be unfaithful)

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When you can’t get a romantic hug in real life
You can always get a “hug n’ a bowl”!
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