FAQ Yes I can do commissions - BUT You MUST be able to pay by either PayPal OR STRIPE! AND I insist on a 50% none refudble deposit before I start the work! (This is due to a huge number of time wasters who think it is funny to finacally harm a stuggling artist) All prices include UK postage but outside of the UK is charged an extra £10. AND the most I'd charge would be £40 IF postage was outside of the UK -And the size was over A1 I dont care now rich you are, the price stays the same! I do not chase money! Art should be for all! Not just for posh people!

. An Extra. By Ross E F Lombardi. . Life is full of stories Some good, Some bad, None of them are mine. . Life is full of stories Some good, Some bad, Most of them dull. Yet some of them you desperately wish were dull. Because very few interesting stories are ever pleasant ones. And I may become part of your story, But only for a while… . If then, Life is as Shakespearean stage, And as he put it, "…all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances,” . Then, Your life is filled with side characters, All of various degrees of importance Some are valid, Some are mere distractions. Many are bad choices. Some are terrible choices. Then there is me to you personally, Then there is me to you all. . Me? Myself? To You? To anyone? To all? I am…?! I am "the writers" mistake! I am "the editors" error! I am "the producers" bad call! I am the typo in the universal fabric. The noble true fans, fury in your world setting. The dive in v...

My last vid got banned by a few places... ... So what do I do when that happens? ... I double down and post the same vid on a load of other places, I don't normally bother posting on, who have less strict censorship. . Why? ? Because... "Fuck those other guys" .... That's why!

. Being Generous and Honest with My Feelings. By Ross E F Lombardi . I hate her. . I hate her 65 times over. One for each of the 30 years we were married. Plus the five years before that. Then slap on an extra 30 for free. Let us begin. . I hate her for breakfast. I hate her in the morning. I hate her every Monday. I hate her in January. I hate her pale skin. . I hate her for lunch. I hate her as I struggle - to even want to live. I hate her every Tuesday. I hate her in February. I hate her black curly hair. . I hate her for dinner. I hate our shared, - self-deluded lies. I hate her every Wednesday. I hate her in March. I hate her blue eyes. . I hate her for supper. I hate her - and I will Never forgive! I hate her every Thursday. I hate her in April. I hate her nice long legs. . I hate her for tea. I hate her in the day . I hate her every Friday. I hate her in May. I hate her when I laugh. . I hate her as I wank. I hate her in the afternoon. I hate her every Saturday. I hate her in ...

. I may be sad, poor ugly, fat, mentaly ill, and looking at dying alone and lonely... ...But ... I'd STILL gladly choose THAT over dating some beautiful gorgeous racist, homophobic or religious right-wing snob or bigot! : It's not even a hard choice! . Dying alone is ALLWAYS better than sharing a bed with evil! . I don't care how "sexy" that evil is!! . . . .. Which narrows down the number of single women in the northeast of the UK, that I’d be interested in dating to about 3 or 5 ish - IF I am lucky! - LOL! … …And NONE of those would want to date me! IT IS FAR BETTER TO BE WIITH NO ONE! INSTEAD OF THE WRONG ONE! . IT IS FAR BETTER TO BE WIITH NO ONE! INSTEAD OF THE WRONG ONE! The best men want love and not just sex. The good men dont care about "body counts" and their fragile egos - They care about empathy, values, and deep emotional connetcions. And those men don't date often Because they ask out only women who really matter to them - beyond just ...

.  - TRYING TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO ME... . THEM: "Ross," "With your self-destructive, self-absorbed, self-sabatuaging, 'piss on them all' attitude, " "You will never succeed as an artist or as a writer." "No one will ever want to either know you or your work" "You will fail" "You must know this?" "You can not succeed" . ME: "I no longer care" . THEM: "Why?" . ME: "Simple" "I now acknowledge the truth" . THEM: "What truth!" . ME: "I now know that I will never have anyone special worth being successful for" "- 'I', alone, am not reason enough" (Shrug) "I now accept the reality" "Being 'loved', is not 'who I am' -" . THEM: "Then why keep bothering to publish and push your art or words at all?" "Why no just leave us all alone?" . ME: "Because creating is not 'what I do...

! ! ITS REAL FACE! By Ross E F Lombardi . Dissent is often pictured as a raised fist of defiance. But that is not its real face. . Dissent is often heard as a passionate rebel yell at midnight But that is not its real voice. Not its real whimper in the dark. . Hand washing my duvet cover in a washing up bowl, in my rented flats - shower. ! This is what being a total, loser, a total failure, as an over 50-year-old looks like! . Consider my life a warning to others! . If you don't want to end up an undatable mess like me. If you want to avoid my sad sack fate!? Then you must - . CONFORM! . CONSUME! . OBEY! ! Chase that dollar! Or slowly go down the drain, Like the filthy scummy laundry water, that I am, - slowly going down this shower drain of life. . THIS is what Dissent looks like! . THIS is its Real cost! . .

.  The Universe:... (Forms consciousness on all planes of existence on billions of galaxies then through the joint power of all beliefs and of all combined sentient perspectives coalesces into self-awareness on a transtemporal singular point.) . The Universe: (Having now achieved the means to know itself, through combined experience of the highest angle and demon - down to the lowest single cell form of life. - through the joint experiences of all things that have ever existed, ever been, ever will be, or that can ever be, Now looks upon itself. . The Universe: "Well..." "This is all more than just a bit..." "Shit!" . The Universe: Then immediately makes Entropy 'a thing' that has always existed to destroy itself. Loads Entropy up with entropic bullets. Puts the barrel of Entropy into its mouth. And pulls the Entropy trigger. . All the effort to know itself... The whole of everything... ... Just to realise ho...

“YOU TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT THESE FEELINGS!” They Say, In in my own way I do When I make art like THIS! (Instead of seeing a therapist) I am telling Everyone about “These Feelings”, And while it may seem self-indulgent – and it probably is. I like to think that I make a positive difference buy sharing so openly That being this honest helps those with the courage, to seek therapy – it tells them… … that they are not alone, …That they are, “not the only one”. And that feeling of “not being the only one” May give them the strength to last that extra hour when they need it. And that extra hour might be all that was needed to save their lives. It chills me to the bone to think how many lives – well meant, anti-suicide discussion on social media might have cost?                                       ...

  Your gross scars reflected – in the right eyes! By Ross E F Lombardi . <NOTE: At the time of writing, The world adult population, defined as those 18 years and older, is estimated to be around 6.2 billion.> . I am often told… “ALL WOMAN DON’T LIKE <X>” (Where <X> is whatever random factor, character trait, “flaw” , Or behaviours being discussed.) . If you are a woman yourself You might not like <X> . Every Woman you know might Not like <X> Every woman you ever met might Not like <X> Every woman you might ever meet might Not like <X> . Three point one billion woman worldwide might Not like <X> . But - Three point one billion woman, does NOT equal every woman. . I am not interested in meeting “little-miss-every-woman” I am Not interested in meeting THEM! There might be someone that LOVES me Exactly because of <X>! Statistically that must be the case! . You might be correc...

. A ROSS SHOUT OUT! . Hi any and all, I'm kinda feeling super defeated at the moment. I know it's not your problem. But if you know of any art or writing leads, opportunities, or similar stuff, please consider throwing me a bone. I am VERY cheap. There is NO writer or artist at a similar skill level anywhere near as cheap as I am. ! I will ruthlessly undercut anybody. ! Cheers. . Rat Lombot social media links so you can keep up with what I am doing. . FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100092840913639 . TWITTER OR X: https://twitter.com/RossLombardi1 . Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ratlombot/ . Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/ratlombot2 . You Tube: https://www.youtube.com/@Rat_Lombot/featured . Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@rat_lombot . Vocal Media: https://vocal.media/authors/ross-e-fortune-lombardi . Medium: https://medium.com/@ratlombot . Blogger: https://www.lombot.co.uk/ . Does anyone want to go cheaper! :) Well for jokes, wedding toast etc...

? THEM: "I’m an 20 year old trapped in a 50 odd year old body!" "How did that happen!" . MY ADVICE: "- I got you! I have this problem all the time. A ) Do not be embarrassed to call an ambulance. B ) Tell the poor 50-year-old lass not to panic and for her try to relax. C ) Keep adding more lube and try a shoehorn, But be gentle. D ) Once solved Maybe do the socially responsible thing to stop this happening again! Consider a surgical solution. Get penis size reduction surgery!! -" . . Dear whole of the entire too easily offended internet: THIS IS JUST A STUPID VERY SILLY JOKE! Take it as such and move on with your life!! !

 . . i have done been part of suffered fought and somehow still survived.      some incredible things      some unbelievable things      true stories that I never repeat because no one will believe them. it would just taste like delusional, fantasist, ‘Walter Mitty’ ,   macho bullshit.      cinematic stuff out of a blockbuster movie.           And yet           As an over 50-year-old,           Apparently           NOW… If I stretch “slightly wrong” I throw my neck out.           And can barely move for three days Growing Old SUCKS! .

  UK Politics and UK Banking get together for a pint . UK Politics: “Dude,” - “I have had it with this Palestine Action” - “We would try to prosecute them for criminal damage” “But we don’t think we’d get the conviction we want” . UK Banking: “Dude!” - “That Sucks” . UK Politics: “My - ‘Mr Daddy Weapons Dealer’ - is getting pissed off at me” “They are getting nervus about their investment” - “But it’s not my fault” . UK Banking: “My Dude!” - “Sorry to hear that bro!” - “Can’t you get them on some sort of technicality?” . UK Politics: “I Dunno Bro,” - “People are not a stupid as they used to be” - “Why?” - “What did you have in mind?” . UK Banking: “Just bend things a little” - “Remember how we made that cool Fractional Reserve Lending thang” “That thang, that was just supposed to allow for a bit of flexibility to keep cash flow up” . UK Politics: “Yeh, Sorta? Ish?” . UK Banking: “And then over time we bent it a bit” “We bent i...

ALL THIS. By Ross E F Lombardi. . To Kill a silent mocking word. To allow a scream to die To not allow a whisper to be heard To promote and brag the lie. . To disallow dissent to be stirred. To disallow the journalist to pry. To slaughter the singing pretty bird. To forbid the child to cry . No spirit may look skyward. No one may stand too tall. You MUST conform to the mewing herd. ALL THIS to control us All. .

  Date  05/07/2025   UK Time 13:32  …---…  My mental illness is totally kicking my arse at the moment,  The internal dialogue is extra cruel today.  …---…  The world is full of people in pain,  And I am helpless to help any of them.  …---…

. Them: "So we want you to do 15 minuites of materail" "Poems and stuff" . Me: "EASY!" "I have hundreads, maybe even thousands of options" . Them: "And it has to all be family freindly" . Me: ".....Errrrr??" "By family freindly...?" . Them: "No!" "We do not mean the Charles Manson 'family' cult" . Me: "Ok" . Them: "No!" "Not the House of Borgia of the Italian Renaissance, either" . Me; "... ok I just...." . Them: "The sort of family that might have a big bright balloon with them!" "Who offers to do nice things for strangers" "Who likes clowns and stuff" "Yeh know" "Something that will be attractive to people and draw them in" . Me: "No problem!" "Thats easy" <I smile happily, suddenly confident and cheerful> . Them: <Thinking for a bit, gettng worried - then turning back t...