it has just occurred to me in a world that is cursed with 'Andrew Tate's' in it - That there is a certain porn myth that needs addressing.

Ok.
I'm waching porn
I do that
So do lots of people!
Including women who also watch it to!
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But it has just occurred to me in a world that is cursed with 'Andrew Tate's' in it - That there is a certain porn myth that needs addressing.
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If you have a errection.
No matter how hard or massive or how long it's been since you last came....

A )
You DO NOT need it 'dealing with'

B )
Yes, It CAN be left.
She CAN leave you in "That State'', - It's just an erection not a bleeding out gunshot wound!

C )
If you can't mastubate - Then it WILL eventually go down by itself.

D )
Suck it up you wuss,
It does not hurt that much!

E )
No, you are not a helpless slave to your hard on.
You can't use it as an excuse to cheat on you partner.
THAT crap is highest smelling bullshit ever
Just take it away from your 'seducer', just put it away, and go home!
Have some discipline and pride! FFS!
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Your errection is not her problem.
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And for the ladies...

F )
Yes, he WILL be fine. He won't die from it.

G )
Yes, it is painful.
But not That painful.
- If he can handle a rough game of rugby or equivalent.
Then he is definitely tough enough to take the slight discomfort of his errection going down by itself.

H )
It's not your problem, job, issue or moral duty to sort out.

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(Plus seriously,) 

(Him whining on like a overfed kitten can not possibly be an attractive look!?)

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I )
And for those super rare occasions where,
It's a bad manipulative woman trying to seduce a bloke to spite some rival.
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His errection is not yours.
It doesn't matter if 'his body' likes you or not.
And there's nothing unmanly about him saying 'no' to you and staying faithful to his partner instead.
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Your ego is not his problem.
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I like porn.
I also like films with dragons in.
But that doesn't mean I believe dragons exist either.
Enjoy you fantasies.
But never confuse that fun fantasy shit with real life!

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