Some anti-alpha male jokes...

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… How many alpha males does it take to change a light bulb?
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Does not matter. Because while those arseholes are still arguing about who should do it, like bratty children
- A more sensible Beta male would have both changed that lightbulb, and checked the smoke detector while he was up there.
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Why did the alpha male cross the road?
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Because his silly deluded mind told him the side he was on was somehow 'gay'

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(Alpha males are all an extra silly level of homophobic, apprarently - the poor things..) 

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Why do alpha males use extra thick condoms?
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- Because they are shit scared they might accidentally 'feel' something.
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An alpha male walks into a bar…
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... Then needs 16 stitches. - It was a crow bar.
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Why did the Alpha Male need another 24 medical stitches on his head?

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Because the toxic twat was a slow learner and needed a bit more teaching ...

...with Ms Crowbar as a Teaching assistant. 

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An alpha male, an Irishman and a Scotsman were stuck in an anachronistic cliche
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- The other two men, did not even notice him. 

Because some people are beneath noticing.
- And Mrs Anna Chronistic would not give the 'alpha male' her number, because he was a gross creep.
- Then alpha male had a massive toddler meltdown because the word 'cliche' sounded too 'gay' for him to cope with.

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What do you Tell an Alpha Male with both his balls ripped off?

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...Nothing you have not allready told him twice...

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