. Dear "better health" . Where exactly am I supposed to pull the money out of my arse for This!!??? FFS! Piss off "better life". Stop offering me something that I so clearly desperately need - Only to have it forever financially out of reach! . It feels sadistic of you.

 Why the lies about me? . For all my faults. (And there are Loads!) At least I never hide who I am. The good or the evil. It's all out there for any to see ... . Yet.... Weirdly ... People Still have to spread lies about me? . - That's like feeling full, being given £100 of very greasy fired chicken in a pig tough to eat Yet Still feeling that you have to add your own melted butter on top, despite having more than enough to already work with. . - I have to ask, with all the free ammo I freely supply to people to use against me? Why do you need your own lies, on top of all of that, as well?? . I'm only a below average flesh and blood human. . What IS it about me, exactly, that terrifies you so much? .

. My personal "Never Again"! . I was married for 30 years - together for 35! - And I refuse to speak or be in the same room as my ex Ever Again! - I will have to miss my children's weddings, (if they happen) - I will miss the christening of my grandchildren (if they happen) - I hate her with every fibre of my being. - I don't even want her anywhere near my funeral! - I want her to keep the hell away from me! - Forever! - No exceptions! - If I see her having a heart attack in the street or being assaulted - then Thats her problem! - My phone stays in my pocket and I keep on walking! If I am ever in a situation where she is the only one that could save my life - Then I choose my death instead! - Rather than have her help! . She wanted a life without me? She dumped me! - After 30 years! Well guess what bitch! Wish fucking granted! Leave me the hell alone! Rot in hell! ! And no, This is not misogyny! This is me hating an individual I know well, not m...

! I often said that you can't beat mother nature. No religion, government or philosophy in human history could stop the primal drive to reproduce. You just can't defeat core biology. . . Well, I was wrong. (Slow sarcastic clap) Well done modern man! . I hope you are proud of yourselves. You managed, by being so bloody dam awful, to have suceeded in defeating billions of years of evolutionary fined tuned natural instinct, - where every other previously organised effort has failed. Well done you! You have literally, in just one generation, made being alone a far better option for women-kind . Now fuck off and accept the reaping you brought upon yourselves. You dumb fucking arse, male man, morons! Good god I hate all us men, (including myself) so very, Very much! .

. . Its just easier this way... <shrug> . I am a lonely older man. And at my age learning anything new is a bit tougher than it used to be . So, I blame the "male lonelines epidemic" on men. . Because it's a bit more convenient for me to hate the gender I already dislike, - - Than it is to learn to dislike the gender I am sexualy attracted to. . But let's face it, All humans of any gender, Are all more than 'just a little bit shit', anyway! .

! Roasted Pig à l'orange By Ross E F Lombardi. ! I’m not saying that trump supporters are necessarily stupid They kind of prove it themselves. – In pretty much every single dumb arse thing they do say and fart out of their mouths. ! How many trump supporters does it take to screw a lightbulb?? - - Answer: That's not the relevant question. The relevant question should be instead - Why are those sicko fucks doing 'That' to lightbulb?? ! Some of them are so stupid that they think trump has been sent by their god… Now, I'm not saying that trump is not sent by god, Because he probably was.... I'm just saying that the god who sent him is Azathoth instead of Yhwh, that's all....! ! Anyway back to trump supporters and similar types. I do get death threats from those sorts of “people” But, Am I worried perhaps that the scary “Red N Gold” lot will get me? Nah! I have a perfect disguise! I am an artist and have taken a very large fold of beige cardboard, the same hight...

FAQ Yes I can do commissions - BUT You MUST be able to pay by either PayPal OR STRIPE! AND I insist on a 50% none refudble deposit before I start the work! (This is due to a huge number of time wasters who think it is funny to finacally harm a stuggling artist) All prices include UK postage but outside of the UK is charged an extra £10. AND the most I'd charge would be £40 IF postage was outside of the UK -And the size was over A1 I dont care now rich you are, the price stays the same! I do not chase money! Art should be for all! Not just for posh people!

. An Extra. By Ross E F Lombardi. . Life is full of stories Some good, Some bad, None of them are mine. . Life is full of stories Some good, Some bad, Most of them dull. Yet some of them you desperately wish were dull. Because very few interesting stories are ever pleasant ones. And I may become part of your story, But only for a while… . If then, Life is as Shakespearean stage, And as he put it, "…all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances,” . Then, Your life is filled with side characters, All of various degrees of importance Some are valid, Some are mere distractions. Many are bad choices. Some are terrible choices. Then there is me to you personally, Then there is me to you all. . Me? Myself? To You? To anyone? To all? I am…?! I am "the writers" mistake! I am "the editors" error! I am "the producers" bad call! I am the typo in the universal fabric. The noble true fans, fury in your world setting. The dive in v...

My last vid got banned by a few places... ... So what do I do when that happens? ... I double down and post the same vid on a load of other places, I don't normally bother posting on, who have less strict censorship. . Why? ? Because... "Fuck those other guys" .... That's why!

. Being Generous and Honest with My Feelings. By Ross E F Lombardi . I hate her. . I hate her 65 times over. One for each of the 30 years we were married. Plus the five years before that. Then slap on an extra 30 for free. Let us begin. . I hate her for breakfast. I hate her in the morning. I hate her every Monday. I hate her in January. I hate her pale skin. . I hate her for lunch. I hate her as I struggle - to even want to live. I hate her every Tuesday. I hate her in February. I hate her black curly hair. . I hate her for dinner. I hate our shared, - self-deluded lies. I hate her every Wednesday. I hate her in March. I hate her blue eyes. . I hate her for supper. I hate her - and I will Never forgive! I hate her every Thursday. I hate her in April. I hate her nice long legs. . I hate her for tea. I hate her in the day . I hate her every Friday. I hate her in May. I hate her when I laugh. . I hate her as I wank. I hate her in the afternoon. I hate her every Saturday. I hate her in ...

. I may be sad, poor ugly, fat, mentaly ill, and looking at dying alone and lonely... ...But ... I'd STILL gladly choose THAT over dating some beautiful gorgeous racist, homophobic or religious right-wing snob or bigot! : It's not even a hard choice! . Dying alone is ALLWAYS better than sharing a bed with evil! . I don't care how "sexy" that evil is!! . . . .. Which narrows down the number of single women in the northeast of the UK, that I’d be interested in dating to about 3 or 5 ish - IF I am lucky! - LOL! … …And NONE of those would want to date me! IT IS FAR BETTER TO BE WIITH NO ONE! INSTEAD OF THE WRONG ONE! . IT IS FAR BETTER TO BE WIITH NO ONE! INSTEAD OF THE WRONG ONE! The best men want love and not just sex. The good men dont care about "body counts" and their fragile egos - They care about empathy, values, and deep emotional connetcions. And those men don't date often Because they ask out only women who really matter to them - beyond just ...

.  - TRYING TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO ME... . THEM: "Ross," "With your self-destructive, self-absorbed, self-sabatuaging, 'piss on them all' attitude, " "You will never succeed as an artist or as a writer." "No one will ever want to either know you or your work" "You will fail" "You must know this?" "You can not succeed" . ME: "I no longer care" . THEM: "Why?" . ME: "Simple" "I now acknowledge the truth" . THEM: "What truth!" . ME: "I now know that I will never have anyone special worth being successful for" "- 'I', alone, am not reason enough" (Shrug) "I now accept the reality" "Being 'loved', is not 'who I am' -" . THEM: "Then why keep bothering to publish and push your art or words at all?" "Why no just leave us all alone?" . ME: "Because creating is not 'what I do...

! ! ITS REAL FACE! By Ross E F Lombardi . Dissent is often pictured as a raised fist of defiance. But that is not its real face. . Dissent is often heard as a passionate rebel yell at midnight But that is not its real voice. Not its real whimper in the dark. . Hand washing my duvet cover in a washing up bowl, in my rented flats - shower. ! This is what being a total, loser, a total failure, as an over 50-year-old looks like! . Consider my life a warning to others! . If you don't want to end up an undatable mess like me. If you want to avoid my sad sack fate!? Then you must - . CONFORM! . CONSUME! . OBEY! ! Chase that dollar! Or slowly go down the drain, Like the filthy scummy laundry water, that I am, - slowly going down this shower drain of life. . THIS is what Dissent looks like! . THIS is its Real cost! . .

.  The Universe:... (Forms consciousness on all planes of existence on billions of galaxies then through the joint power of all beliefs and of all combined sentient perspectives coalesces into self-awareness on a transtemporal singular point.) . The Universe: (Having now achieved the means to know itself, through combined experience of the highest angle and demon - down to the lowest single cell form of life. - through the joint experiences of all things that have ever existed, ever been, ever will be, or that can ever be, Now looks upon itself. . The Universe: "Well..." "This is all more than just a bit..." "Shit!" . The Universe: Then immediately makes Entropy 'a thing' that has always existed to destroy itself. Loads Entropy up with entropic bullets. Puts the barrel of Entropy into its mouth. And pulls the Entropy trigger. . All the effort to know itself... The whole of everything... ... Just to realise ho...

“YOU TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT THESE FEELINGS!” They Say, In in my own way I do When I make art like THIS! (Instead of seeing a therapist) I am telling Everyone about “These Feelings”, And while it may seem self-indulgent – and it probably is. I like to think that I make a positive difference buy sharing so openly That being this honest helps those with the courage, to seek therapy – it tells them… … that they are not alone, …That they are, “not the only one”. And that feeling of “not being the only one” May give them the strength to last that extra hour when they need it. And that extra hour might be all that was needed to save their lives. It chills me to the bone to think how many lives – well meant, anti-suicide discussion on social media might have cost?                                       ...

  Your gross scars reflected – in the right eyes! By Ross E F Lombardi . <NOTE: At the time of writing, The world adult population, defined as those 18 years and older, is estimated to be around 6.2 billion.> . I am often told… “ALL WOMAN DON’T LIKE <X>” (Where <X> is whatever random factor, character trait, “flaw” , Or behaviours being discussed.) . If you are a woman yourself You might not like <X> . Every Woman you know might Not like <X> Every woman you ever met might Not like <X> Every woman you might ever meet might Not like <X> . Three point one billion woman worldwide might Not like <X> . But - Three point one billion woman, does NOT equal every woman. . I am not interested in meeting “little-miss-every-woman” I am Not interested in meeting THEM! There might be someone that LOVES me Exactly because of <X>! Statistically that must be the case! . You might be correc...

. A ROSS SHOUT OUT! . Hi any and all, I'm kinda feeling super defeated at the moment. I know it's not your problem. But if you know of any art or writing leads, opportunities, or similar stuff, please consider throwing me a bone. I am VERY cheap. There is NO writer or artist at a similar skill level anywhere near as cheap as I am. ! I will ruthlessly undercut anybody. ! Cheers. . Rat Lombot social media links so you can keep up with what I am doing. . FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100092840913639 . TWITTER OR X: https://twitter.com/RossLombardi1 . Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ratlombot/ . Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/ratlombot2 . You Tube: https://www.youtube.com/@Rat_Lombot/featured . Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@rat_lombot . Vocal Media: https://vocal.media/authors/ross-e-fortune-lombardi . Medium: https://medium.com/@ratlombot . Blogger: https://www.lombot.co.uk/ . Does anyone want to go cheaper! :) Well for jokes, wedding toast etc...

? THEM: "I’m an 20 year old trapped in a 50 odd year old body!" "How did that happen!" . MY ADVICE: "- I got you! I have this problem all the time. A ) Do not be embarrassed to call an ambulance. B ) Tell the poor 50-year-old lass not to panic and for her try to relax. C ) Keep adding more lube and try a shoehorn, But be gentle. D ) Once solved Maybe do the socially responsible thing to stop this happening again! Consider a surgical solution. Get penis size reduction surgery!! -" . . Dear whole of the entire too easily offended internet: THIS IS JUST A STUPID VERY SILLY JOKE! Take it as such and move on with your life!! !